The following is a satire for the Opinions section. After a rough midterm period of too many visits to the student health center and endless…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. “If it looks like chicken, feels like chicken but does not taste or smell like chicken……
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. As winter snow descends upon DU, students prepare to go home for the holidays. This holiday…
The following is a satire from the Opinions section. Enough snow fell last week to allow for a delayed opening to be called by the…
The following is a satire from the Opinions section. Welcome to beautiful, sunny Colorado. Take in the lovely mountain air through one of our complimentary…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. We live in the era of polarization. Whether it be politically, precautionary or protocoligorically (had to…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. Across the Denver metropolitan area, kids of all ages celebrate the breakthrough that seemed impossible only…
The following is a satire piece from the Opinions section. By now, you probably hate your roommate. It’s a natural thing when you’re crammed in…
The following is a satire piece from the Opinions section. Okay, so it’s almost time to go home. You got your plane ticket, your bags…
Editor’s Note: The following is a satire piece from the Opinions section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways.…