The following is a satire for the Opinions section. Dear Ghost Shrimp Appreciation Club, I would like to express my dismay at your abysmal meeting…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. The new Duo two-factor authentication has been described by students as “the bane of my existence,”…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. DENVER– Jan. 18 brought freezing drizzle and hearty gusts to the Mile High City. By 8…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. It’s happened. One of the most infamous couples, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, have broken up sending shockwaves…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. On Aug. 24th, a report surfaced announcing that failed presidential candidate, friend of Elon Musk (odd…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. After a rough midterm period of too many visits to the student health center and endless…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. The Elevator Stepping into the brand new community common’s bathrooms will immediately give one a sense…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. “If it looks like chicken, feels like chicken but does not taste or smell like chicken……