The following is satire for the Opinions section. What better way is there to start off the quarter than acknowledging our past mistakes? The Clarion…
My Big Question is an ongoing segment exploring various topics and answering your curious questions. Happy Week 10 (basically finals week) and welcome to our…
The following is satire for the Opinions section. What is the purpose of a university? Why do we trudge tired-eyed through the Denver snow to…
The following is satire for the Opinions section. Yin and yang, light and darkness, a bowling ball and an egg. The universe is full of…
The following is satire for the Opinions section. The student body of the University of Denver has found itself in a foofaraw, oxymoronically due to…
The following is satire for the Opinions section. Astrologers have been doomsday prepping on a scale not seen since the end of the Mayan calendar…
The following is satire for the opinions section. On 10 Downing St., May 2020, PM Boris Johnson was busy writing up new legislation that would…
The following is satire for the Opinions section. Woke up this morning and walked to class. Twenty minutes. Went to scan in and could not…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. Dear Ghost Shrimp Appreciation Club, I would like to express my dismay at your abysmal meeting…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. The new Duo two-factor authentication has been described by students as “the bane of my existence,”…