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Tags archive: satire

Home /Tag: satire
Featured

Election season 2024: Trading coin flips for dice

May 20, 2024 Emma Lawson

The following is satire for the Opinions section of the Clarion. As we approach the halfway mark for 2024, the new presidential election season draws…

Opinions

Presi-DU-ential Race: The rematch… but does it have to be?

March 11, 2024 Aidan Miller

The following is satire for the Opinions section of the Clarion The verdict is out, and it wasn’t even close. In a unanimous decision, The…

Off-Campus

Florida and Texas think censorship is for chumps

March 4, 2024 Aidan Miller

The following is satire for the Opinions section of the Clarion Allow me to propose a thought experiment:  you are walking down the street. You…

Featured

Miss Americana and half-baked politics

February 12, 2024 Aidan Miller

The following is satire for the Opinions section Donald Trump. Ron DeSantis. Dean Phillips. Jared Polis. Taylor Swift. One of these things is not like…

Opinions

We need to talk about our dorm situation

January 22, 2024 Aidan Miller

The following is satire for the Opinions section. Where does our tuition money go? This is a question that has driven many a reporter before…

Opinions

The reason Joe Biden is running for re-election

May 8, 2023 Aidan Miller

The following is satire for the Opinions section. Joseph Robinette Biden, often colloquialized as merely Joe Biden, sometimes referred to as Sleepy Joe, is the…

On-Campus

How to stay optimistic even when your friends are in summer and you’re not

April 24, 2023 Aidan Miller

The following is satire for the Opinions section. April showers bring May flowers. That is, at least, the famous idiom. May is the time of…

Featured

Ghosts on Campus: Johnson-McFarland

April 10, 2023 Aidan Miller

The following is satire for the Opinions section. It’s no secret that the buildings and landmarks of campus are rich in history, both good and…

On-Campus

An apology to the Quackmire

April 3, 2023 Aidan Miller

The following is satire for the Opinions section. What better way is there to start off the quarter than acknowledging our past mistakes? The Clarion…

My Big Question

My Big Question: The Clarion Staff’s Spring Break Plans

March 6, 2023 Jackie Michel

My Big Question is an ongoing segment exploring various topics and answering your curious questions. Happy Week 10 (basically finals week) and welcome to our…

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