The thoughts in this article are my own, shared in a personal capacity, and don’t represent the views of DU’s Undergraduate Student Government. Most people…
It’s time to stop pretending that CLEAR is just another convenience for travelers. CLEAR allows paying customers to bypass TSA’s initial ID check using biometric…
Donald Trump, who once sought to ban TikTok in the name of national security, now wants to be seen as its savior. But make no…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. Dear Ghost Shrimp Appreciation Club, I would like to express my dismay at your abysmal meeting…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. The new Duo two-factor authentication has been described by students as “the bane of my existence,”…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. DENVER– Jan. 18 brought freezing drizzle and hearty gusts to the Mile High City. By 8…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. It’s happened. One of the most infamous couples, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, have broken up sending shockwaves…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. On Aug. 24th, a report surfaced announcing that failed presidential candidate, friend of Elon Musk (odd…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. After a rough midterm period of too many visits to the student health center and endless…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. The Elevator Stepping into the brand new community common’s bathrooms will immediately give one a sense…