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Home /Kyra Obert
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Student scarred by new laundry machines

October 26, 2026 Kyra Obert

The following is satire for the Opinions section of The Clarion. Disaster has struck in the University of Denver residential building, Nelson Hall. Residents of…

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Freshman business student sues, says eating Einstein Bros. Bagels hasn’t made her smarter

October 12, 2026 Kyra Obert

The following is satire for the Opinions section of The Clarion. DENVER, Colo. — In a recently filed lawsuit against the Daniels College of Business,…

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Centennial Halls to be replaced with giant hole in the ground

September 28, 2026 Kyra Obert

The following is satire for the Opinions section of the Clarion. Last Monday, the University of Denver Board of Trustees met to give the final…

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