10

Always having a clean car… Oh wait, NEVER having a clean car.

9

The whole campus being a slip-n-slide.

8

Deceiving ice-covered puddles that are actually FIVE FEET DEEP.

7

Great skiiing… if only we could GET there!

6

Bruises EVERYWHERE (from the falling, of course).

5

No flip-flops. Sigh.

4

Girls have to wear more clothes to the bar. Sigh (again).

3

Dudes think they don’t have to shower. Axe effect?

2

Passing out in front yards can kill you.

1

And it just… keeps… coming.