This week we thought we would divulge the art and beauty of the reality of college “relationships.” Let’s face the facts here.

For the most part, chivalry really doesn’t exist in college, dates have turned into “meeting up” at the bars, most guys are scared to death of the L word (love) or the C word (commitment) and all they really want is to get some action with no strings attached.

Yes, we are talking about good ol’ booty calls. 

Here’s how it works: on the average weekend night, college guys begin drinking with their buddies, planning out their night, getting rowdy and beginning the search for the ultimate booty call.

Most of the time, they may have a few ladies that they either are pursuing or possibly have previous successful history with.

For example, if Samantha was a bit too texty in the past week, then she absolutely would not be receiving any texts, but if Georgia looked smokin in class on that Thursday, then she definitely would.

So, they may shoot off a typical text saying something like, “what are you up to tonight?” or “wanna meet up later?” or even more direct texts such as “can we go past third base tonight?”

Then, based on the girl’s response, the convenience and the mood they make a choice and will then plot out their evening based on how much he really wants it.

Nick’s mom once gave this very insightful piece of advice that we both try to believe and apply to our own lives, “If he calls you after 9 p.m., it’s not love.”

It’s as simple as that. Sorry ladies but he doesn’t want to get late night coffee, gaze at the stars and have intense talks about your hopes and dreams.

And what about the late night “movie” idea?

It’s bull.

He really isn’t looking to watch The Notebook and shed tears of happiness over their perfect love story. No.

Chances are he is going for something more along the lines of let’s say, Cruel Intentions. 

Bottom line, he wants you in his bed. 

So girls, stop wishing, hoping and praying that he actually likes you just because he calls you every Thursday, Friday and Saturday at 1:45 a.m. He is not falling in love with you.

Of course we aren’t saying that males are the only ones initiating these late night hook ups.

Take Veronica for example, when she doesn’t feel like going out, she may stay in and watch a movie, setting her alarm for 2 a.m. when Peter will be returning from the bars.

Then she simply sends a quick text asking him if he wants to hang out. This is a true story by the way, and works every time.

Okay, now there is one problem that can arise from these situations.

Many girls can fall into this trap of late night hook ups with the same guy.

The girl usually wants more than just a hook up every Friday and Saturday night and the guy wants no commitment, no sober hanging out, and no communication during the week.

How does a girl deal with this?

First of all girls, don’t hold on to the hope that a late night hook up can turn into a relationship because it is so very rare.

Instead, just take it for what it is, don’t think in the future and use the booty call to your advantage!

Tip for this weekend, think like a guy!