10: AFTER BRINGING MY FRESHMAN TO DU…”Geez, honey, we really should have bought stock in Target, Bed, Bath & Beyond and Office Depot.”9: AFTER ARRIVING AT DIA…”I did not realize the ride from the terminalto Hertz was an overnight trip.”8: TRYING TO FIND A PLACE TO EAT AFTER 10 P.M…”Can you say this three times fast? Einstein’s, Brueger’s, Einstein’s, Brueger’s, Einstein’s”7: AFTER DRIVING AROUND CHERRY CREEK MALL…”Don’t the people who built these roads around here know that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line?”6: AFTER EXPERIENCING A FALL DAY IN DENVER…”Honey, sure glad you brought the bathing suits considering yesterday it snowed 11 inches.”5: AFTER STARVING AT A TASTE OF DENVER… “Didn’t they know parents actually came here to eat?”4: AFTER SITTING THROUGH A HOMECOMING HOCKEY GAME…”Do the students come for the game or is this a text messaging facility?”3: AFTER READING THE CRIME BLOTTER IN THE CLARION… “I did not know that ‘Detox fieldtrip,’ ‘Puff strikes again’ and ‘Rocking the ganj’ qualified as crime headlines.”2: AFTER PARENTS WEEkEND… “They should change the name of this to ‘re-stocking weekend.'”1: AFTER RECEIVING THE FIRST TUITION BILL…”Well, I guess we can always mortgage our second child. “