The following is a satire for the Opinions section. It’s happened. One of the most infamous couples, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, have broken up sending shockwaves…
Iconic actress and philanthropist Betty White died on New Years Eve, just 17 days shy of her hundredth birthday. The outpouring of support was remarkable.…
On Oct. 27, the world received the tragic news that Noodle the pug, a Tik Tok icon and mood-reading extraordinaire, was canceled by Rolling Stone…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. On Aug. 24th, a report surfaced announcing that failed presidential candidate, friend of Elon Musk (odd…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. After a rough midterm period of too many visits to the student health center and endless…
It seems as though every week, Texas continues to pass shocking laws. This time the focus strays from abortion laws and moves on to the…
The following is a Letter to the Editor for the Opinions section. I would like to begin this piece by first stating that my opinion…
Colorado has been suffering through its own type of pandemic: an opioid addiction crisis. Their plan to help communities tackle this issue seems to be…
Nicotine is not a new problem, but the availability of flavors has started up a whole new ball game. Nicotine has begun to hook Denver…
The Halloween season just got a whole lot scarier at DU. An unexplained series of strange events have been occurring that are leaving many students…