The following is a satire for the Opinions section. Dear Ghost Shrimp Appreciation Club, I would like to express my dismay at your abysmal meeting…
What if—via social media, our parents, advertising, popular culture, any number of things—we’ve come to expect too much from life? With attractive, wealthy influencers filling…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. The new Duo two-factor authentication has been described by students as “the bane of my existence,”…
As my time comes to a close with the Clarion, it is a bittersweet feeling. All of my Sundays spent editing, late production nights, an…
I’m not really sure how to end the experience of being the executive editor of the Clarion. While I am excited to move on from…
I want to first thank everyone who voted me into the position and trusted me to take over this role. I would like to also…
On Oct. 22, 2021, Executive Director of Sustainability Chad King announced the formation of a carbon neutral task force at the faculty senate meeting to…
This article is part nine of a nine-part series that focuses on climate change. More specifically, this series will go in-depth on the human disconnect…
Journalists of the 21st century like to think of themselves as agents of change, giving voice to revolutionary ideas and new standards. We like to…
Athletics is showing itself to be a popular route for introducing conversations surrounding the validity of trans-identities in public discourse. Whether it be at a…