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The United States presidential election occurs once every 4 years, and for better or worse we now find ourselves once more confronted with the occasion.…
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The following is satire for the Opinions section. Joseph Robinette Biden, often colloquialized as merely Joe Biden, sometimes referred to as Sleepy Joe, is the…
The following is satire for the Opinions section. April showers bring May flowers. That is, at least, the famous idiom. May is the time of…
The following is satire for the Opinions section. It’s no secret that the buildings and landmarks of campus are rich in history, both good and…