Status Update:

“Jane Doe is: confused about ‘Snakes on a Plane’. Not about how the snakes got on the plane, but about how Sam Jackson ever thought doing that movie was a good idea.”

“Joe Schmoe is: writing 38 pages of papers. Oh also, while we’re on the subject, he is contemplating eating poison.” Relationship Status:

“In a relationship with: Fay C. Book.”

Interests:

“Daylight savings time (but only the one in fall when you get an extra hour of boozing/ sleeping).”

“Your mother.”

Activities:

“Keeping it reahhh.”

All information in this section was found on Facebook.com.All of it is anonymous.

Compiled by Clarion staff.