Aspen apartments are getting torn down the summer of 2002, not!

American dining etiquette is not good enough anymore. The DU Francoscope is holding an etiquette dinner on April 17.

Colorado College newspaper had an April Fools’ Day paper that had a story stating Nickelodeon was coming out with a station called “Niggalodeon.” The two editors promptly resigned.

Cathy Grieve no longer wants to be in charge of advising for Mass Communicaiton students.

DU theater department’s spring play will feature a topless woman and two females will kiss on stage.

Extreme abundance of condoms found in the stairwells of Centennial Halls.

Freshmen having sex in laundry rooms as well as showers in the Centennial Halls and Johnson-MacFarlane dormitories.

Men’s golf team accepted the invitation to practice at an all men’s country club, Bearcreek. Women’s golf team didn’t object. Athletic department now has to pay the cost of the new practice facility for the men’s team.

Orange fences to be put on south end of campus to block all the sidewalks around the apartments and Johnson-MacFarlane. Truth?

Theater classes will still be held in Margorie Reed building, and only costume and make-up design will be in the new Lamont School of Music, giving the theatre department the cheap end of the deal.