The following is satire for the Opinions section. Woke up this morning and walked to class. Twenty minutes. Went to scan in and could not…
On Monday, Mar. 28 the Senate Judiciary Committee postponed its vote on Supreme Court nominee, Ketanji Brown Jackson, until Monday, Apr. 4. The Republicans who…
Over 40 deaths have occurred in ICE detention centers all over America since 2018. This problematic situation is a result of the horrific living conditions…
The 21st century has witnessed its fair share of conflict. The world has seen civil wars in countries such as Syria and Yemen as well…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. Dear Ghost Shrimp Appreciation Club, I would like to express my dismay at your abysmal meeting…
What if—via social media, our parents, advertising, popular culture, any number of things—we’ve come to expect too much from life? With attractive, wealthy influencers filling…
The following is a satire for the Opinions section. The new Duo two-factor authentication has been described by students as “the bane of my existence,”…
As my time comes to a close with the Clarion, it is a bittersweet feeling. All of my Sundays spent editing, late production nights, an…
I’m not really sure how to end the experience of being the executive editor of the Clarion. While I am excited to move on from…
I want to first thank everyone who voted me into the position and trusted me to take over this role. I would like to also…