The following is satire for the Opinions section. What better way is there to start off the quarter than acknowledging our past mistakes? The Clarion…
It’s no secret that the Republican Party has been reshaped by former President Donald Trump, even as the time since his victory in the 2016…
The following is satire for the Opinions section. What is the purpose of a university? Why do we trudge tired-eyed through the Denver snow to…
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The following is satire for the Opinions section. The student body of the University of Denver has found itself in a foofaraw, oxymoronically due to…
The United States recently faced one of the consistently most controversial and difficult times for the nation: congressional voting. Specifically, the nation watched in awe…