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Portuguese is spoken by 232 million people as their first language. It is the 7th most spoken language in the world, based on the number…
Last Saturday, hundreds of Denverites participated in a global protest calling for a ceasefire in Gaza. The expected demands were present throughout the two-hour march.…
The following is satire for the Opinions section of the Clarion Allow me to propose a thought experiment: you are walking down the street. You…
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On Feb. 16, the Alabama Supreme Court issued a law stating that frozen embryos shall now be considered children, marking another drastic step toward the…
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Last Thursday, a special counsel released a report detailing the findings of an investigation on President Biden’s mishandling of classified documents. The mishandling occurred after…
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On Jan. 28, a drone strike on a U.S. military base in Jordan killed three Americans and wounded 34 others. Biden was quick to voice…